Ahh, harvest season, or whatever excuse we’re using to celebrate some of our favorite desserts by putting on a single-elimination March Madness style competition to find the best retro dessert OF ALL TIME!!

We’ve polled our audience, seeding the results, and shoehorned them into four regions you definitely won’t like:

FROZEN TREATS

PASTRIES AND PIES

COOKIES AND BISCUITS

CANDIES

Please, do write us angry letters about this.

Our focus isn’t just on any desserts, no! We’re looking at fully branded desserts, especially those that rose to prominence in yesteryear (or earlier). Homemade chocolate chip cookies, no – Hydrox, yes!

To vote, join us on Facebook, Discord, and definitely follow us on Twitch where we’re doing live commentary and sports coverage because why the hell not?

Anyways, we did it. It’s done. We’re doing this. Let’s go!

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