Awful Puppets: A NonPro Advent Calendar-December 3rd

SEASON’S GREETINGS, NONPRODUCTIVEERS!

We are pleased to announce that this year’s advent calendar will feature something near and dear to all of our hearts during this holiday season: Horrible, awful, terrifying puppets and dolls!

And now for Genesis’s Land of Confusion Music Video:



As I got older, I have actually come to appreciate this song GAH WHAT THE HELL IS IT SMASH THE MONITOR GAAHHHHHHHHH!

Um. Sorry.

Packed full of famous people puppets from 1980s British sketch show, “Spitting Image” this music video hit the charts towards the end of 1986 just in time to ruin my holidays. I really hate to blow my fear-load early in this advent calendar (never thought I’d write the words “fear-load” and “advent calendar” in the same sentence, yet here we are) but this video is just too terrifying to contain. Watch it and “enjoy”:

Full Sized Man-Puppet with Super-Reagan’s Face
Flesh Eating Nancy
Water Vomiting Drowned Reagan
Puppet EATING ITS OWN F*CKING TONGUE

and of course
Madonna’s Vagina-Dentata

Frankly, I would have rather faced nuclear war with the Russians.

Also, Mike Rutherford totally looks like a freakish elfish cross between Santa and one of his Reindeer on the cover for the single. For reals:


Ho Ho Horrible

Yeah so, great song, nightmare-fuel video. Merry Christmas!

Remember to come back tomorrow for the next in our series…

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