Awful Puppets: A NonPro Advent Calendar-December 14th

SEASON’S GREETINGS, NONPRODUCTIVEERS!

We are pleased to announce that this year’s advent calendar will feature something near and dear to all of our hearts during this holiday season: Horrible, awful, terrifying puppets and dolls!

And now for a message from hell (about heaven!)


Creepy Christian Clown Puppet Talks To "Gary"

Ripped from a series of Christian video tapes attempting to teach kids about Jesus, this is pure unadulterated nightmare fuel.

1. It’s a ventriloquist dummy.
2. It’s a clown.
3. Too damn scared to come up with number 3.

In fact, just check out some of the observations on this video:

The clown knows Gary’s name without Gary having said it.
No one is operating the clown.
The clown has Gary’s mom’s voice.
Gary is slightly more disturbing than the dummy.


Gary, let's just watch the world burn.

Flee! Flee before you witness another in our series…

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