I’d like to mention that I just spelt that with a “z” and autocorrect changed it to “pheels” for me. Good call, autocorrect, for I am not a 13 year old girl.

That could have sounded less creepy, but I’m going with it.

A gorgeous yet deadly villain that tries to absorb Ichabod’s life force, which for some reason can only be transferred through mouth-to-mouth

You can be my eeeeeevil henchman who carries people’s essences around with us in jars

Keeping up with current events and culture. All the easier to seduce unassuming young idiots and take their souls

Sweet Eru. What is wrong with me?

That came far too easily

You are one sick bastard. That’s why I like you.

I apologize. That sounds so entirely wrong

Tonight’s ep looks interesting, but the summary for next week and the bts pics look reeeeally interesting

I haven’t heard anything about next week’s episode. What’s it about?

I wonder how Ichabod would react if Abbie took him to colonial Williamsburg.

Oh shit.

I need to bribe someone to write this Fic. Like now.

Or he’d end up running the place.

OR maybe that’s where his wife Katrina has been trapped!! Maybe everyone in Williamsburg is stuck in time as well!

Well that would certainly explain Katrina’s access to modern cosmetics. That was a fierce shimmery smokey-eye she was sporting in the pilot.

OR A SEALED AND CONTROLLED OBSTACLE COURSE LIKE RESIDENT EVIL AND KATRINA IS THE RED QUEEN OH MY GOD!

You’ve gone too deep, Vivienne! Concentrate on the sounds of my voice!

I’m ok, I’m ok, it’s fine. I have some rooibos. I’m fine

That’s cute and more than a little sad.

Broship of the Ring? Classic.

Also, enjoy this.

This is getting weird. Do you have a camera hidden in my apartment, Frank?

No bueno

Also, randomly… @SleepyHollowFox is following me on twitter now. So make of that what you will

Are you watching this live? I’m dying

WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.

I made note of that line during the show, forgot about it, then just found it again. My lord.

It’s standard dueling stance! Pistols used to be very heavy, yo

It was perfect. Just perfect. All the little historical nods, even something as simple as pronouncing Lieutenant correctly, make the show. Somehow, it even makes the crazy stuff seem more plausible.

Of course there was the “Northstar” joke, which floored me.

Ew! Creepy Hessian dude is creepy

What I want to know is 1) Why isn’t Luke dead yet… Like, just on principle? And 2) Jenny is totally stirring up the shit and while I can understand Ichabod admiring her he has to see right through what she’s trying to do, right?

That’s more than 80% wishful thinking and conjecture. I have no clue.

Also, did you see where Orlando Jones was asking for Crane/Irving slash?

I DID NOT SEE. He’s gone too not far enough.

Though upon watching the episode again, the voice on the phone to creepy Hessian dude…. Kinda sounds like Irving.

dun Dun DUN!

OH! The scene where Abbie goes to confront that foster mother! That woman was so hateful and had to throw out that last barb as they were leaving. The look on Crane’s face right before she steps in front of Abbie like a HUMAN SHEILD? Amazing little acting choices in this show

Right before *he steps in front of Abbie

So, I started thinking that it would be very interesting if the show actually gives Ichabod the chance to go back in time – to see if he’d take it. Perhaps he can save the world after everything goes to Hell in Season 6.

Or, to quote Al Pachino in Devil’s Advocate : “Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin.”

That movie is the shit

I will always watch Charlize Theron losing her mind

That sentence would not fly under normal circumstances.

I thought the naked clawing was implied

Anyway… This week’s SH was a good, functional set-up episode but the next one is when things really start to get moving. So excited.

On the other hand, Ichabod will finally have someone who totally understands what he’s saying!

ICHABOD WATCHING YO GABBA GABBA!

“No, child. Mister Square Pants most assuredly does NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.”

But it’s a lot of fun thinking about the stuff she might need to show him! Also, the post-its. Adorable.

Not sure how I feel about that hint at a makeover next ep

The fact that he’s questioning doesn’t sit right with me. Not sure why.

I know that he would have to eventually update, but… I don’t know! I’m just not ready!

Y’know those terrible law firm commercials and medicine ads on during day time tv?