Christmas Carnage! ROUND ONE

December 14, 2015 NonProductive Stupid 0

    Christmas is a time we all get together to pit our most favorite Yuletide Badasses against each other in a Bloody Battle Royale!

    Our criteria was random and our Lord Bracketeer was Der Dave himself.


    WHO WILL DIE? WHO WILL SURVIVE TO SEE ANOTHER HOLIDAY?

    THE ULTRA-VIOLENT

    Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)

    VS.

    Robot Santa Claus (Futurama)

    Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)Robot Santa Claus (Futurama)

    THE WARRIORS

    John Mclain (Die Hard)

    VS.

    Riggs (Lethal Weapon)

    John Mclain (Die Hard)Riggs (Lethal Weapon)

    THE MISERS

    Frank Cross (Scrooged)

    VS.

    The Grinch (The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

    Frank Cross (Scrooged)The Grinch (The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

    THE FURRIES

    Gizmo (Gremlins)

    VS.

    Lumpy (The Star Wars Holiday Special)

    Gizmo (Gremlins)Lumpy (The Star Wars Holiday Special)

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