Awful Puppets: A NonPro Advent Calendar-December 11th


We are pleased to announce that this year’s advent calendar will feature something near and dear to all of our hearts during this holiday season: Horrible, awful, terrifying puppets and dolls!

And now for some quality time on Santa’s lap…

Nope. There is no god.

Ok, I had some reservations about this photo (well, other than the normal human repulsion). Sure this is terrifying, but does a ridiculously foul Santa mask really count as an “awful puppet”? It’s just a guy in a costume right?

Look again. Look at the hands.

I believe that these two children have been left in the custody of a huge and poorly crafted Santa doll, or perhaps some sort of corpse dressed up for the holidays. After all, it was Uncle Billy’s favorite time of year (before the tragic blender accident five years ago).

Bonus: The boy to the left is completely cool with it, and thus is the baddest ass on the playground. He’s the little white Samuel L. Jackson of grainy holiday photos.

Ok folks, tomorrow starts the 12 Days of Christmas where we will try our best to outdo every other terrible thing we’ve shown you thus far! It’s good to have goals!

See you tomorrow for the next in our series…

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