John and Darin watch Jane Curtin’s near-forgotten movie debut, 1980’s How to Beat the High Cost of Living, with costars Jessica Lange and Susan St. James! Can three friends who’ve never committed a crime before pull off a successful heist for thousands of dollars? (Wait… Didn’t we do this movie last week?) How many cops does it take to cover all of Eugene, Oregon? And what’s the proper rhyme scheme for a Heist Haiku, anyway? All this, plus the guys unpack all the latest SNL News for Season 46!