SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY: Das Horn

For use when brooding about the “coming winter” may we present to you Das Horn, designed by David Segall and Alex Chatham, this festive drinking vessel harkens back to an age when noble warriors would huddle around the table, telling tales of their conquests, and readying their initiative for the next round of battle versus the DM’s beholder-kin mage.

Let’s let the product’s Kickstarter page speak for itself:

Whether out with friends or at home having a romantic dinner, nothing says “I’m enjoying this drink” like a Das Horn. Hang it around your neck for a hands-free drinking experience or gift your friends a beautifully designed, modern twist on the ancient drinking horn.


The only way to drink unicorn blood.

Hurry and get the members of your adventuring party das horn before time runs out!