NonPro News — August 22, 2007

Sorry folks, but without Lindsey, we only have three articles for you this week. Luckily, Lindsey will be back soon – and the articles we do have are priceless.

10-year-old gets himself locked in gun safe at store Looks like some dumb kid gone and locked himself in a safe!

Monkey makes second escape from Miss. zoo Maybe they should as Bobo for help.

and last, but certainly not least…

Cops Abandon Town for Hooters

Happy reading!

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