Hello Dedicated Wiggle Fans!
It’s Sam writing from the Holiday Inn in Hershey Park! Today, I am happily providing you with a Celebrity Hazmat Update.
I was listening to the show from the 15th and realized that some of you dedicated fans might be interested as to what my muse, Ben the Wiggly Dancer, looks like. I searched web tirelessly until I found a picture of him from the Wiggle Tour website. I think his picture proves that he is everything that we described and everything you could ever want in a stage show dancer. So here he is in all his glory. How could anyone ever have anything against this beautiful gift from God?
Toot Toot Hubba Hubba…Everybody Loves Ben!