Advice for those planning to get hitched

Hey, all

As those of you who know me personally are aware, I got married last year, to the awesomest woman on the planet. Now that she’s taken, I realize there’s little to no point in any of you trying to find someone, but for those of you who have managed to resist getting your souls crushed, I’d like to impart some useful wisdom that may help you on the way.

-First, check with the vehicle manufacturer for specifications on towing.

-If your tow vehicle is not so equipped, obtain an OEM tow hitch. Failing that, obtain an aftermarket hitch that falls within factory recommended towing specifications.

-Trailer weight should not exceed 40% of the tow vehicle’s weight.

-If you plan on doing a lot of towing with an automatic transmission vehicle, you may consider adding an aftermarket transmission fluid cooler to prolong unit longevity.

-Always check your mirrors twice and signal well in advance of any turn or lane change.

-Oh, and your penis goes INside of the woman.

Happy motoring!