John McCain Vows to Press On, Stay the Course, Remember the Alamo, and Keep on Trucking.

Leading Republican candidate for the White House, John McCain, announced today that he still strongly supports the War in Iraq, despite its growing unpopularity with American voters.  In answer to…

Cloverfield: NonPro at the Movies

Well, we just came back from a special midnight showing of the highly anticipated movie, Cloverfield. We won’t spoil anything for you, but I’ll say this: I highly enjoyed it….

Evel Knievel is dead. Long live Evel Knievel.

Evel Knievel is dead. Long live Evel Knievel.     So, as many of you might have heard, Evel Knievel died today at the age of 69. The famous stunt…

The White Elephant Burlesque Society Performs on NonPro

Hello out there in NonPro Land! I am pleased to say that some of the wonderful performers of the White Elephant Burlesque Society came down to perform for NonProductive this…

NonProductive’s Month Long Halloween Extravaganza!

Tune in all month long as NonProductive brings you the very best in horror, complete with quasi Chiller Expo Coverage, How to Survive a Horror Movie, and a party on…

NonPro News — August 22, 2007

Sorry folks, but without Lindsey, we only have three articles for you this week. Luckily, Lindsey will be back soon – and the articles we do have are priceless. 10-year-old…

Everybody Loves Ben!

Hello Dedicated Wiggle Fans! It’s Sam writing from the Holiday Inn in Hershey Park! Today, I am happily providing you with a Celebrity Hazmat Update. I was listening to the…

Celebrity Hazmat – August 15, 2007

The Celebrity Hazmat:  counting down the worst hazards to our favorite celebrities.  Brought to you by Celebrity Slop.  Before we get to the countdown this week, I am pleased to…

NonPro News — August 15, 2007

Good evening and welcome to NonPro News. My name is Lindsey Saultz, and here are tonight’s top stories. A Japanese biker rode for about a mile with one leg. And…

Flash Gordon and the JETS

Howdy all! Frank here – world traveler and infamous explorer – with another travelogue to thrill the mind! This week’s journey brings us from the Meadowlands to Mongo for what…