Category Archives: Editorials

One BIG Hint You Should Not Do a Sequel

Ohmigod! It’s no secret NonProductive fans that I am not a “Cloverfield” fan.  I have no intention of seeing this film for two big reasons.  One, monster movies are lame. …

The Gift/Curse of My Perfect Memory

Ohmigod! Sorry gang about the ‘Happily Ever After’ article that spewed controversy for a few minutes. Apparently the so called ‘depressing’ article was a bit too unfunny for NonProductive. Sorry…

Happily Ever After?

WARNING:  I’m About to Shatter My Own Childhood…And Possibly Yours Too. The plot always goes the same.  You start with a girl.  She’s plain and simple in every way but…

This Campaign is Starting to Annoy Me

Ohmigod! It’s no surprise that I am a complainer and this is one offender that cannot go unchecked.  I am so tired of the ‘Go Green’ campaign.  Everyone is pushing it…

Samantha Little on Rising Food Costs

Ohmigod!  When I was a small child, I used to watch Super Market Sweep on Lifetime.  I was endlessly fascinated by the fact a sole individual on the red team…

Vanity Plates are Retarded!

Ohmigod!!!  Vanity license plates and their owners are retarded.  Don’t try to dispute it.  There is no argument.  Vanity license plates and their owners are retarded.  Perhaps it is unfair…

The media is against me

By Dirk Trotter There, that ought to do it. As you all know, I am running the Democratic nomination for President of the United States. Like my sister-in-arms Hillary Clinton,…

With Sisters Like These…

Ohmigod You Guys!!! Sam Little here with another reflection on the end of my undergraduate career. Listeners of the show will remember that I became alumni of my sorority a…

Some things you just don’t ask a guy to do

If you’re a guy in a relationship, I’ll wager that at some time, your lady has asked you to wear, or at least wondered out loud what you’d look like…

Top 10 Reasons NonProductive Should be Taken Off the Air – Immediately!

IMPORTANT! Lindsey is talking. On Tuesday April 8th, 2008, VH1’s “Best Week Ever” managing editor Alex Blagg posted a top ten list entitled “Top 10 Tips For Writing An Awesomely…