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It’s No Titanic

August 11, 2008 Sam 0

Ohmigod Boys and Girls! It has finally happened! I am officially over “The Dark Knight,” “Batman,” and “Heath Ledger” (God rest your soul but I’m […]

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Happily Ever After?

June 25, 2008 Sam 0

WARNING:  I’m About to Shatter My Own Childhood…And Possibly Yours Too. The plot always goes the same.  You start with a girl.  She’s plain and […]

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Vanity Plates are Retarded!

June 12, 2008 Sam 0

Ohmigod!!!  Vanity license plates and their owners are retarded.  Don’t try to dispute it.  There is no argument.  Vanity license plates and their owners are […]